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آزمایشگاه شیمی - شیمی با طعم عسل
یکشنبه 8 مرداد 1391  12:06 ب.ظ
نوع مطلب: (طنز نوشته ها ،) توسط: نیلوفر

مغز ما اکسید گشت و سوختیم               بس که شیمی تجزیه آموختیم
 هی اسید و باز دعوا می کنند                  خاک عالم بر سر ما می کنند
 چون که شیمی با فیزیک همراه شد         چاله گود انرژی چاه شد
 این شرودینگر مرا دیوانه کرد                     تابع موجی مرا بیچاره کرد
 درس دیگر درس شیمی معدنی است        پر ز اسرار عجیب و دیدنی است
 هر اتم باشد مثال یک پیاز                       می زند هی چرخ با آهنگ جاز
 کمپلکس این فلز با آن لیگند                   فهم آن مشکلتراز فتح سهند
 شیمی آلی یکی درس حجیم                 خواندنش هم مشکلی باشد عظیم
 واکنشهایش همی پر رمز و سر               از دیلز- آلدر گرفته تا فیشر
 بس که دیدم طیفهایی پر ز پیک                می کند مغزم چو ساعت تیک و تیک
 جوهر طبعم بشد اینجا تمام                    پس خداحافظ بود ختم کلام

 این شعرو میذارم واسه دوستان شیمی..کل شعر منو یاد ترم 2 میندازه که همه این درسارو یه جا داشتیم..هیچی عین تجزیه نیست
ما هم که ریاضی مون از پایه لنگ میزد..درس و بهمراه فرمولایی که بلد نبودم یاد گرفتم
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