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یکشنبه 15 مرداد 1391  03:23 ب.ظ
نوع مطلب: (طنز نوشته ها ،) توسط: نیلوفر

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یعنى: ما آنقدر از زمان بندى عقبیم که هر چه که به مشترى بدهیم راضى مى شود!

6- تحویل پروژه براى فصل آخر سال آینده پیش بینى شده است.

یعنى: که تا آن زمان ما مى توانیم مقصر تاخیر در اجراى پروژه را کسى از میان تیم کارفرما پیدا کنیم!

7- روى چند انتخاب بطور همزمان در حال کار هستیم.

یعنى: هنوز تصمیم نگرفته ایم چه کنیم!


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